Staplehurst

A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.

Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us

by orkhive October 24, 2009

staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi

the definition of anything that you have lost and that you are trying to find.

after a big night being extremly off chops i was walking around my friends house looking in rooms and under stuff and they asked, what are you looking for? to which i replied, my staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi.
also can be and example of someone who has lost their shit e.g. mind, remote, phone

by CHUBBZ05 April 1, 2010

Staple Gun

The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.

Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!

by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010

Getting shapy

A night that could be as much as reading a book whilst fapping yourself into a coma to a night where the events can never be spoken of again.

"Hey guys, who wants to get shapy tonight?"
"Getting shapy tonight?"

by M9083 August 11, 2016

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011

shapy

me

shapy is so cool. or you could say i'm so cool

by shapy July 13, 2003

Staphany

Tends to hang out at other people's places and carries large laptops. Likes to play video games. Is a sexual goddess. Real fast.

Oh my god, that girl is such a Staphany!

by TJIRosie January 26, 2014