Sandal Fag

A male who wears sandals while hanging around women (i.e. their girlfriend, wife, etc) who aren't wearing sandals.

Last week, I saw this guy wearing sandals but his lady friend was wearing nike shoes. What a sandal fag!

by gaiares July 4, 2009

scandalous

something that happens that people will talk about.

*lacy and tommy did it in the pool!
*wow that is deffinetly scandalous

by Meli-boo January 11, 2008

socks and sandals

A terrible fashion choice. A BIG faux paux. I mean it's either too cold for sandals or too hot for sandals NEVER both, i mean REALLY.

Girl 1: Did u see Harold with socks and sandals?
Girl 2: Ughh yes, summers over winters over don't mix the two!

by Jellala April 9, 2012

handle your scandal

You'd say this when you're letting someone know that they need to keep their boyfriend or girlfriend in check. Their girlfriend/boyfriend is going behind his/her back doing things he/she doesn't know about, and probably wouldn't approve of.

Bitch, your boyfriend totally came and visited me behind your back. You need to handle your scandal!

by muh ris uh November 4, 2007

Standard Tuesday

A phrase used to define a humdrum day full of mediocrity (for all intensive purposes just an ordinary day), and to perpetuate your apathy towards such a day, regardless of what day of the week it actually is.

Steve: Hey Ralph how was your day?
Ralph: Oh you know steve, just your standard tuesday.
Steve: But...its friday.
Ralph: Yeah, I know.

by ATWAi-e-a-o-u November 18, 2011

standardized

Synonym for bullshit.

Usually given obscene value by our superiors for basically no good reason.

I have to study for my standardized test next week so I don't end up working at McDonalds and hanging myself with my pants in the bathroom at 30.

by RopeSnake November 4, 2017

Yinbo standard

The minimum amount of weight any person, including nerds, should be able to do on a given exercise.

Dude! You're so lame! You can't even bench the Yinbo standard!

by pierrecurie March 17, 2004