spartan shower

Sex involving vomit

"Dude that chick went so low and then she gave me a spartan shower!" "What a champ."

by 2Meg247 December 22, 2008

spartan hero

Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.

Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.

by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010

gabe sporta

-(n) meaning mean person allisyn still loves who lets fame go to his head. also known as the person who soon will belong to allisyn, and she will keep him in a cage till he is nice

gabe sporta is beautiful.

by C N B October 21, 2008

Spurtacular

an interjection for when you or a particular part of yor body has grown a large amount, in a short amount of time.

Ron: DUDE. my hands grew like 3 sizes bigger in the past week
Alfanzo: whoahh SPURTACULAR!!

by VeronikaDaisyIsCrazy April 1, 2010

Spurtains

Smelly and listens to Dying Foetus

Spurtains is man that jizz's on the curtains and spews on the periphery of the toilet

by jhytfi765o8tg May 28, 2011

sportathon

Regular gathering of permanent members of the sportathon security council to enjoy sport, alcohol and ritual humiliation, not always in that order.

Sportathon '05, The Ashes. Good outcome.

by Dr Chris April 21, 2006

sputate

Extensive, uncontrollable coughing, verging almost on vomiting, producing a sticky phlegm from deep within the lung and respiratory system which is ejected from the mouth in an inelegant and even offensive manner.

Reggie sputated at the end of the 10 k run and hacked up a lot of disgusting yellow phlegm from deep within his core.

by Reggenheimer September 24, 2009