Event(s) of great consequence to very few.

Term is derived from a storied cricket Test series played once every two years. Popular in England and Australia (the only two countries permitted to compete for the coveted trophy), the series means absolutely nothing to the world's remaining 190 countries.
Q: So what were you up to yesterday?
A: Rolled out of bed around noon 'cause mom was bugging me, checked my blog to see if anyone had left any comments, went to the store to buy a pack of smokes... you know, the Ashes.
by Canadian Cricketer May 31, 2006
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kid:gramps what do you with gramma when you're bored
gramps: ashes to ashes kiddo
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1. A popular David Bowie song
2. A television show. It is the sequel to Life On Mars. It is set in 1980s London and stars Philip Glenister as Gene Hunt and Keeley Hawes as Alex Drake. It is shown on Thursday, 9PM, BBC1
1. "I've just listened to Ashes To Ashes for the 100th time. It's such a great song."
2. "Are you going to watch Ashes To Ashes this Thursday night at 9pm on BBC1?"
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the purest, sweetest, kindest human you'll ever meet. they're perfect in every single way, and absolutely stunningly beautiful. They can make your heart flutter in one giggle. Also, their hand fits perfectly in yours and thier lips against yours are meant to be.
Im dating ash; I could die happy

Ash is the best date mate you'll ever meet in your entire life
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The sweetest most amazing human on earth, give him all the love and affection, he needs hugs and head pats
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An Emo or Goth who is usually a nonbinary or genderqueer person, who loves art and all creative things, they are totally otakus, who write fanfiction, they are introverted and some how a few people enjoy there company they really enjoy music and quiet places

Ashes have really pretty eyes and short hair, Ashes are rarely tall but if you find a tall Ash know that they are very hard to get to know and are often not very trusting of other people
Ashes usually are dead named alot and hate it
1: who that; the tall kid with short hair in the anime shirt and beanie; with the sketch book and art supplies?
2: oh thats Ash, they dont really like people that much and can't read social cues but they can be interesting

3: dont you mean *ashes dead name*?

Ash: thats not my name
3: whatever
by Homowo November 3, 2020
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