Splinton

A joining of two words splinter and Hinton, splinter being an annoying prick with a very small penis and Hinton meaning a crying whinging sulking needy baby adult who shows forms of bipolar

Mike oxmall is showing all the signs of being a splinton

by Michael oxmall October 11, 2023

dome splitters

A huge hit that hurts your head.

Man, That bong gives dem dome splitters.

by Michael McMichaels January 27, 2009

lickitty split

leaving a place before anyone realizes you are gone, making a fast get-away.

leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split

by knubba May 18, 2014

fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure

bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave

by the101mahamad June 11, 2015

dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.

To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!

by Shorewood Tori September 7, 2017

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.

I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town

by Clitasplitaliss September 3, 2018