spankin'?

what's up?(only works on the telephone)

hello?hello?Spankin'?!nothin' holmes!Spankin' wit you?

by kidd December 9, 2004

nugget planking

3 person sex act. A man planks between two sturdy objects and his genitals to hang down. Second participant sucks the dangling balls while the third participant inserts nugget-shaped anal beads in the planker. Planker orgasms with both balls in the mouth of the second participant and the nuggest being yanked from his ass. All three participants scream "WASABI!!!"

Heather and Pat had a great time introducing Jed to nugget planking. All three of them reached WASABI!!

by pooniwoven October 14, 2011

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Night spanking

When you wake up in the middle of the night restless, so you decide to Masturbate to pass the time.

I could't sleep with all drugs took, hmm.....I guess I'll do some Night spanking

by Liberal Assassin January 25, 2017

slinking round

when a person is getting slizzard all over the place while watching their grandma take shots.

I had a ton of tequila and so I invited my grandma over then I slinked round for an hour and I told my friends, "yo i'm slinking round."

by yatta di December 4, 2010