Spastic

Someone who is just dumb or does dumb things, can also be used for someone who makes a stupid mistake

“Seriously ur so dumb, like ur an actual spastic”

by Bhafc_999fīñ November 21, 2021

Spasiyana

She’s a beautiful girl, confident and smart. She’s always well dressed and well behaved. She has this attitude which is unique. Everybody loves her.

Guy: Look this girl smiled at me! Ahh, she’s soo beautiful.

Guy 2: Yeah, she’s such a Spasiyana!

by Nick Y November 21, 2021

Spaska

Usually appears on one's balcony. Some also recall her mystical appearance during late office hours. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. If one is lucky enough to meet Spaska, he might reconsider.

A: Omg, is this Spaska?
B: Indeed. She has emerged from the underworld.

by SpaskaSlippers November 22, 2021

Spastic

the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.

person 1: *drops pen*
person 2: “hahaha you’re spastic”
person 1: “no you’re spastic”

by soton menace November 22, 2021

spasticity

A unit of measurement to gauge how much of a Spaz someone is.

My cousin has a high Spasticity level He has a habit of Spazing out and breaking things.

by Mojofingers February 5, 2022

Spastic.

Fraser

Wow Fraser is such a spastic.

by Gigi24127283930 February 25, 2022

Spastered

Being spastically plastered - losing all use of limbs while being plastered

I was so spastered last night I couldn’t even …

by Clovid March 6, 2022