flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.

The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.

by Big FLATso October 16, 2017

Sacking

A drinking game played between men in which the object of the game is to take out your testicles, and have the opponent look at them. Doing so will mean the opponent owes u either a beer to chug, or a shot of hard liquor. Once sack wars are declared, then sacking (the act of pulling out one's sack) is fair game at any time for the rest of your life, until a player surrenders due to emotional trauma for seeing so much ballsack. The drinks owed will tally, and the sacker (the one who sacks you) can make the sackee (the one who sees sack) drink them at any time. WARNING: some will take this game way too far when introduced, even sacking females, and may cause you to surrender so beware. Last but not least, there is a special type of sacking called the goat, in which the sacker tucks his balls between his ass cheeks, and bends over so you see it from behind. This rare maneuver is worth two drinks.

sacking is for all genders, bitch

by sackmaster3000 June 28, 2011

Spucking

Its like sexting but over skype.
Naughty messages are exchanged by both parties.

Girl: Oh my god lets spuck!
Boy: Oh babe hell yeah, get your webcam on!

5 min later
Girl: Oh yeah we are spucking hard!

by yakuma January 1, 2011

potato sacking

Chuck Norris tea bagging

Chuck Norris isn't tea bagging, he's potato sacking!

by Yanii September 4, 2008

Slacking

A way to say checking a girls behind
A way to call somebody ugly
A way to call somebody lazy

Check that girls butt!
Stop slacking

Your weird
And you're slacking

I’m just gonna copy their homework
Oh stop slacking!

by Urban bed gal December 28, 2019

cone stacking

A Cone Stacking is a sexual act in which a female lies on her back, and outreaches all her limbs toward the ceiling forming a point, wrists to ankles (bondage optional) while the comes along and plows her hard repeatedly, balls a'slappin', making a rythmic stacking noise.

Hey Jen, how was the date last night?

Oh, it went well, but I’m sore as hell. Jack and I tried a cone stacking, and not only are my wrists and ankles stiff, I got a charlie horse, and red mark on the base of my vagina.

Oh, so you’re being sarcastic?

No, not at all. The man plowed the shit outta me.

by QuantumIrony October 12, 2013

Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

by Skiddy March 8, 2005