snowballs

The lowest possible chance. Short for "snowball's chance in hell".

That cowfucker didn't stand a snowballs in prison.

by Fuck Mickey D's! May 18, 2020

lexington snowball

Jerking off into your partner's mouth while looking at a picture of coach cal and current year's team. Your partner then spits the load into your mouth, slaps you on the ass and yells "Go Cats!"

Bruce: Bobby Jo hurry up!! The game 's about to start! We have to do our pregame Lexington Snowball! We ain't gonna let down Coach Cal, Ashley Judd and Big Blue Nation this time!!

by Broncho GeBall November 9, 2017

Snowballing

A way of using gratitude and other high vibrational emotions to start creating pathways in your brain to cultivate more of the same emotions.

Snowballing. I am using an emotion to snowball into a larger feeling of the emotion. I am grateful for my bedroom because it has 4 walls to keep me protected from the weather, I’m grateful for the roof because it keeps me warm and dry from the rain and in the summer it keeps the hot sun off my skin when I need some shade, I’m grateful for my warm comfy bed and the blankets that keep me warm at night, I’m grateful for the peace and quiet to come here when the world is really loud and I’m grateful for the air to breathe that keeps me full of life e.t.c, e.t.c

by Atomixpixie May 29, 2023

Pfizer snowball

Like a regular snowball, but when your homie has copped the Covid 19 vaccine so you are sharing the heard immunity.

Person 1: Man I can't go outside yet, I haven't copped the Covid Jab
Person 2: I got you man, I'm already immune. Lemme give you a Pfizer snowball

Person 1: How were you eligible for a vaccine so early?
Person 2: What vaccine?

by Sanchez 42 April 12, 2021

Canadian Snowball

Cutting of your friend’s ballsack and freezing them in a freezer, then throwing it at a random civilian or police officer

I’m gonna throw a Canadian Snowball at you

by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025

dirty snowball

when you kiss someone (lovingly) after eating your own cum out of their ass

jack and five others had a dirty snowball fight

by mandyismarried February 14, 2024

Snowball

The Thompson family resident Elf OnThe Shelf, who is a hooker-murdering, drug-addled maniac who frequently uses his own feces to torment his family during the Christmas season.

Snowball just shit in my coffee mug again. And why is there a headless prostitute in the living room?

by BadJesus December 13, 2023