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Snowflakes

A buzzword unironically uttered by GROWN FUCKING MEN who complain about Pride Month or whine about how you can't look up a woman's skirt in a video game.
"Liberals are a bunch of easily offended Snowflakes!"

Says the guy whining about 2 men holding hands.
Snowflakes by Cynical Man December 3, 2025

Purple snowflakes 

A song by Marvin Gaye, Purple snowflakes. Pretty and beautiful but, some you love is about to die or a natural disaster is going to happen. Pink snow exists but that won’t do damage. If you see purple snowflakes or purple snow in general, run!
Ooo! Purple snowflakes!
….Come on we need to go!
Huh?
Purple snowflakes by Yascodya December 8, 2024

Unconsensual Snowflakes 

the unintentional and undesirable entry of snowflakes into one's mouth without any effort to capture them, usually while strolling outside in snowy conditions.
I was walking form your mom's house, minding my own business, when a flurry of unconsensual snowflakes ambushed my mouth.

snowfoake 

It was a typo, but I am going to invent it's definition now. It's a term to describe people who enjoy walking alone on virgin snow and are very happy to be alive. They are grateful.
I was driving to Tesco and saw a few snowfoake on the highway
snowfoake by TheMonkeyPhilosopher February 26, 2018

showflake 

showflake

Someone who has to tell the world how morally superior they think they are in comments sections
Someone is being a showflake if they act outraged by what another person says and you can reply by calling them out for being a showflake
showflake by cobbler333 June 3, 2019

Snowflakization 

Snowflakization is the term for the entire world going woke and the rise of people getting cancelled by the media for small things such as racist jokes, homophobic jokes and anything that a minority group may find offensive.
The world has gone soft in the act of Snowflakization.
Free speech no longer exists due to Snowflakization.