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Fart Sniffer

A person who's so damn lazy and slothful that he's developed chronic constipation. As a result the highlight of his day is enjoying the copious amount of farts he produces as a consequence!
Good Lord! Ever since that Fart Sniffer's been out of work, he just sits there in front of his computer letting one rip after another! Frankly I'm afraid to enter the room without a GAS MASK!
by pumpnose July 12, 2011
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Horse Sniffer

twat knob head numb nutts Tom Cox
A Horse Sniffer is a special phrase used between Cotswold friends to associate a poor performanced or general misshapped person. Originating from the Great Planes of South Cerney where the usual runt of the family (namely Wixey) would be forced to Sniff the horse's anus to determine whether they were fertile or not.
Evidentally an Urban Myth now, but still used to ridicule close friends and enemies alike
'look at the Waldrons, what a bunch of tax evading horse sniffers'
'watch it Lukins, your getting close to becoming a horse sniffer!'
'That bird I took out last night was such a horse sniffer, she was so stuck up'
by Ricky Sutton November 21, 2006
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codpeice sniffer

someone who sniffs codpeices (scrodums)
he's such a codpeice sniffer when we were fucking he totally sniffed my sack
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
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cunt sniffer

one who is a luzzy who smells of the cunt
Rossie the cunt sniffer eats a lot of chicken
by jisko August 4, 2007
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Soffer

A social media douche who is afraid to say anything to anybody's face, but will comment about it on any social platform he or she can. Friends to your face, but an ass behind your back. in the real world, has very very few friends and will post on the weekends heavily because he or she is bored and has NOTHING else to do.
Dude 1- You bro, you want to get fucked up tonight?

Dude 2-No, I am gonna go on the book & gram and Soffer the shit out of some people.
by ScootsToTheBoots June 10, 2017
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pouch sniffer

by dged83 July 6, 2008
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Truffle snuffer

A law-enforcement agent; a cop, a pig. Pigs (the animal) are used in the capacity of hunting truffles, a valuable fungus. This term is especially useful around cops, as they're are unlikely to know what it implies.
"The truffle snuffers were out in force on the highway this afternoon."
by Zookeep March 13, 2010
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