slimy scrotum

A mixed drink, consisting of a shot of any alcohol in which the bartender's testicles have been dipped.

Girl 1: "I'll have a Sex on the Beach."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."

by EAT DA POO POO November 30, 2010

slideument

A document presented in the form of a presentation slide-deck. What should have been a handout or a Powerpoint deck has been turned into a hybrid that is neither suitable as a presentation tool nor as a take home document.

This was originally coined by Garr Reynolds of Presentation Zen.

The speaker's slides were terrible. It felt like I was reading a slideument.

by fmarier April 17, 2011

Slimy Fish Stick

Another name for calling someone a bitch. Usually that someone being named Lilly.

"Lilly's a slimy fish stick"

by mbp_7102 January 24, 2017

Chocolate slider

(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis

Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough

by Patioprimeapes May 10, 2010

slideways

Slang phrase with roots in the 1980's comic Dark Knight Returns, where the youth of the future had an amazing slang. Picked up by nerds, still used today.

Eyes slideways Don. (Means to pay attention to something happening where Don isn't looking)

by Gin_Orphan April 14, 2004

slip'n slide

A vertically shaven strip down the center of your pubic hair. The opposite of a landing strip.

She slid down my slip'n slide and landed on my cock.

by this name shit is gay February 7, 2008

Michigan Slip and Slide

When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.

John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!

by GuyintheCloset January 8, 2011