After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.
by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018
Get the Turd Slidemug. When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.
Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.
by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018
Get the Monkey Slidemug. When a girl is grinding on a guy on the dance floor and accidentally leaves a pee stain on his pant leg. Similar to a snail trail.
That chick was totally getting me hot on the dance floor until she left a lemonade slide on my pants!
by filthy pirate hooker March 6, 2016
Get the lemonade slidemug. When a destiny player has nothing else to do in the game therefore they begin to slide around the social space, the Tower. Often mistaken for playing the game.
I've just handed in all my bounties for the day, now I'm bored I shall tower slide around to waste time and pretend I'm playing the game.
by Kore March 27, 2017
Get the Tower slidemug. Exiting a job in a grand fashion, in a manner that conveys contempt for the industry one has left. Based on the flight attendant who told a plane of passengers where to go before opening the plane door, deploying the slide and jumping.
I'm not going to resign quietly. I'm totally taking the slide! I'm telling the whole boardroom off, then leaving with my middle finger in the air!
by snoofs88 September 10, 2010
Get the Taking the slidemug. by Raisinpuff April 7, 2021
Get the The ChaCha Slidemug. A popular activity among party goers that involves dipping a live tortoise in hummus and "sliding" (releasing) it into the hosts bedroom (or other space) without their knowledge. The act serves to prank the host by leaving streaks of hummus for them to discover throughout their house.
by sizeableAmountOfDiggity November 25, 2020
Get the Hummus slidemug.