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Santa Barbara

A phrase used to describe your mood or your life that compares to perfect weather, perfect beaches, perfect women. The sickest, nicest place on the entire west coast of the US, California.
Man, my life is fucking santa barabara right now.

Q: How you feeling?

A: I'm Santa Barbara.
by Terra Marine Norma JeanE May 17, 2010
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alfred sant

The dumbass maltese political leader of the Labour Party who wears a goddamn wig. He opposes every good thing which is offered to the Maltese country which is why shitty Malta will always remain shitty.
Alfred Sant opposed the joining in the EU. Wtf is his problem??
by christian 93 July 14, 2005
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Santanic

An adjective meaning or referring to Santa Clause.
The little boy was so santanic, that he stole a christmas decoration.
by nanoxax67 September 24, 2009
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Santas Magical Sack

Steps to achieve the Santas Magical Sack

1. purchase a santa costume

2.purchase a large red sack (one the could fit a large dog into it)

3. cut a hole in the sack the size of a tennis ball

4. have your santa costume on while doing your girlfriend doggystyle

5. quickly withdraw and forcefully stuff her into the large sack where you continue to have sex with her through the hole you cut out
by therealnads December 1, 2009
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Project Santa

When a fat guy in a red boiler suit drops down your chimney and rapes you.
"Dude I'm scared. Some random fat guy on the street told me he was going to target my house for a Project Santa."
by otipacl qeury55 December 21, 2008
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rapey santa

A shopping mall Santa who gets an erection when a little girl with blonde pigtails sits on his lap.
Cassandra: "Get your daughter off his lap Michelle, he is a rapey Santa."
by JohnDaHound January 6, 2016
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Santa Monica Sleeper

-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.
He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.
by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010
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