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Skid Mark

The term “skid mark” holds multiple meanings. While these meanings may drastically differ, a consistent theme across the meanings is a mark or stain caused by some source of friction.

The meaning covered here will be the slang term for fecal matter that is smeared or scarred about the underwear in the area adjacent to the anus. This is normally caused by poor or insufficient wiping attempts or when the individual has already shit his/her pants and continues to move about, causing the smearing or “skidding” of the feces itself.
“Hey honey, you may have to pre-soak my underwear before you throw them in the wash. They have a huge skid mark in them.”

“Oh man, I think I crapped with that last fart. I can feel the skid mark grinding in.”
by A. Massey September 25, 2020
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skid

a skid is a person who larps code and can't make it themselves and claims it's there's.
u will see skids everywhere around in discord or Roblox!
normal person: hey do you know how to code.

skid: yes I do

normal person: what do you code on and what scripting do you know

skid:python and idk tbh I just steal scripts and use open sourced ones
by p9rk August 29, 2024
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Skids of Saturn

When you skid your pants but want to make the most of them, so you rotate them regularly until there's a brown mark all the way around the inside
The washing machine packed up, so I've got skids of saturn
by antirix December 8, 2024
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Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters
Oh, Rodrigo is a fucked up skid face!
by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017
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Skid

Online Assholes that think they are a hacker for getting a script that prints 1 + fucking 1.
by deeznuts? March 3, 2022
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Skid

A person who is retarded and mentally unsmart
Hey bro your a skid, u got me raided in so mad at u ur so retarted.
by ItzGoogleGhost June 9, 2016
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Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.
Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!
by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021
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