Darren Schroeder

Darren Schroeder is the editor of Funtime Comics, small press guru of Silverbullet fame, author of Mopy Comics and stand up comedian who received a standing ovation at the 2006 Eric Awards.

Darren Schroeder is a small press guru and all round funny man.

by Tiny Molasses June 11, 2006

shoeb

Feeling embarrassed about something one was in the past

The athlete was shoeb about his body from school.

by Yodaonmotorcycle July 8, 2020

Romanian Shoebox

When, in the act of sex, a man inserts various knick-knacks and curios into the girl's piss-flaps.

Man 1: Oi, bruv, you see that bird?

Man 2: Yeah, bruv, she's got a bit of a limp, doesn't she?

Man 1: Romanian shoebox, mate.

by A man who does stuff October 28, 2011

Finna chew a shoe

A slang term referring to how messed up you are about to get. This can be from alcohol, weed, or any like substance.

"Hey Mike, how fucked up are you gonna get tonight?"
"I finna chew a shoe!"

by Michael the N October 17, 2011

Elf Shoe Tits

When a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her tits look like a pair of elf shoes.

Timo: Look at me! I needz me sum sizzle.

Jeff: Dat Latina has some tiny tittays.

Timo: She probably rockin' dem Elf Shoes.

(or She's got Elf Shoe Tits.)

Jeff: Aight, lez get some donuts.

by caeser February 13, 2008

Shoebacci

A contest in the race for "shotgun" in a carpool situation. When the car comes into sight, the challengers may ammend the origional "Shotgun" request. If "Shoebacci" is called legally, the driver may accept the request. If this is the case, the driver will select a target for the contestants to throw their respective shoes at. As in regulation Bacci Ball, the contestant who landed the shoe closest to target wins shotgun. The Incumbant Shitgun Caller may choose to go first or last or in the middle if applicable. The driver must return the shoes to the contestants.

Passenger A- "Shotgun, no Blitz!"

Passenger B- "Shoebacci!!"

Driver: "OK Ladies, hit that lamp post?"

by Ethan147 January 10, 2008

shoeface

a dog which constantly picks up human shoes to express its devotion to its owner

Sparky - Stop being such a shoeface and give me back my loafer.

by dogman22 February 27, 2009