Schrödinger's Thot

Schrödinger's Thot is a female internet celebrity that's only famous because of her looks, but also really ugly and you're totally not attracted to her. They're in a quantum superposition between hot and not.

Chatter: "xddd you think people relly care about ur opinions??? men are only here bcuz they want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"

by farco_ June 3, 2021

schroedinger

(noun) Person whose gender is uncertain, until someone actually opens the box.

Jez: I have a hot date tonight.
Belle: Boy or girl?
Jez: Schroedinger. We'll see when we get there...
Belle: Cool cat!

by Hector Borges June 19, 2021

Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.

"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."

by Jasad November 8, 2021

Schrodinger's cable theorem

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.

Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.

by Xeto November 9, 2021

Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Schrödinger's Ape Paradox

Apes that are simultaneously retarded and highly informed.

I guess all their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödinger's Ape paradox.

Turns out that Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

Schrödinger's Dog

A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.

Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.

by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021