screen peeping

Looking at a friends screen while playing a split-screen game with them.

Person 1: "Dude! Stop screen peeping!"
Person 2: "I wasn't screen peeping."
Person 1: "Yeah you were. How else could you know that that was my hiding spot?"

by ih8crackas April 28, 2010

Screen Door in Queens

Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.

useage:

ex.1:

"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."

ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?

Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.

Kramer: I'll do it.

George: Really? You wanna come?

Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.

Elaine: Where are they goin'?

Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.

by nicemarmot August 4, 2010

screech owl

when your girlfriend (partner) starts telling you what to do and won't shut up

having a general conversation with a mate and your girlfriend cuts in telling you to pick up all your beer cans. she is being a "screech owl". all you can hear is her screeching

by slayher August 1, 2012

screen sickness

looking at any screen for so long that you want to vomit all over yourself

What the hell happened to you? You look terrible!

I got screen sickness man

by clatcho September 13, 2012

screeb

A screeb is an overworked person who works for ScreebAmerica and takes down notes for providers to ensure L5 billing and compliance for medical providers.

We have been screebs at ScreebAmerica for so long. I wonder if they will give us a raise?

by THEGstring October 9, 2021

Print Screen Sheriff

Someone who will print screen everything potentially embarassing that someone says on IM.
Usually one of those really annoying people that could make absolutely ANYTHING an innuendo for something.

Josh: well tell me when you want it
Beth: :D
Beth: oh i will Josh.
Beth: *print screens*
Josh: You're such a print screen sheriff!
Beth: Keeping the IM world safer for both of us.

by |Beth! January 11, 2008

Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009