shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

Shlong

A shlong is a penis

My boyfriend has a really big shlong

by Doggereywg July 13, 2020

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 14, 2020

Shlong

Your dick

Guy 1:want to see my shlong
Guy 2:ofc

by Roy_13 September 15, 2020

Shlong

An insanely large horse cock.

Bro, you see Tyler with that 10-inches? He’s got a shlong.

by TylerXXX September 17, 2020

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since they are someone that is cherished by one. Also a very close friend

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since he is cherished much by one.

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020