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Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.
We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.
by thedesignstache February 1, 2012
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Siamese Shitters

When you and a friend take number 2 at the same time.
Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!
by Doomcake March 2, 2014
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Cross Shitter

Usually, A fat man who cross dresses, but has an obsession with shitting all the time no matter where they are; one who has a fetish with shitting and play dressing.
" Hi im Richard Hart and Im A cross Shitter. I love shitting while dressed as an old skank".
by Mr Cockblock October 16, 2014
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Guest Shitter Value

If your guest shitter has more value than most villas. Then it's definitely time for Guest Shitter Value Tax!
Dude did you just see that Lambo!!? FFS it's just a Lambo, probably rented. If his guest shitter has more value than his Lambo, then we are talking, guest shitter value.
by Axiology July 4, 2016
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hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.
TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.
by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017
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Dog Shitter

When someone is really bad at something. Or they stink.
WOW! That kid is such a fucking "dog shitter"
by dettmann5 April 22, 2018
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Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.
Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!
by Moist genitals May 13, 2019
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