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Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019
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Shave

To transliterate into Shavian, a rare alphabet used to write the English language.
"Seems like 'Thai,' 'tie' and 'tye' all shave to 𐑑𐑲."
by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025
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Sticky shave

This move is performed during sexual intercourse, and occurs after the male ejaculates. The male aims his seamen into his hands, rubs it together into a evenly spread liquid and slaps it across his partners face.
Hey darling I've came, fancy a sticky shave?
by IronBrewCan August 12, 2021
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shaved alvin

by kirukinjii May 15, 2024
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gentleman's shave

like a hitler except you use you feces to give her/him a moustache and a soul patch, like a frenchman
mikey went to sleep first and i didnt wipe all the way so i gave him a gentleman's shave. he never slept over my house again.
by the black t-dog November 14, 2009
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Deli-shaved

Term to describe the condition of a woman's labia.
One buddy to the other, "She was like deli-shaved roast beef down there bro."

"TMI dude...thanks". Said the other.
by PaRa DoX June 11, 2018
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Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.
Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.
by JM⭐ November 30, 2020
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