sharpsburg

Sharpsburg is a small town in Maryland. It is the whitest town known to man. Besides the Battlefield, there is not much to do there.

In there spare time, many children spend there time experimenting with chewing tobacco outside the Little League field.

The biggest attraction is Sharpsburg Little League. The concession stand makes more money on a Friday night than the local bar, Captain Benders.

Nutter's Ice Cream is awesome, and it is open year round (this is one of the good parts of Sharpsburg)

Sharpsburg is a good place during 4th of July, Memorial day, and Labor Day, because there is always something going on.

If you go to the park to play basketball, don't. It smells like someone with irritable bowel syndrome who just ate Taco Bell.

Neighboring cities include Keedysville, Boonsboro, Sheperdstown WV, and Fairplay.

Guy 1: I stopped in Sharpsburg this weekend

Guy 2: How was it?

Guy 1: I lived off concession stand food and ice cream

by 1234569hhhhh February 2, 2014

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sharpen the fields at night

To masturbate, specifically during night time.

Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."

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