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Bubbing a Schmear

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting
Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

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I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.
by Bubba Schmear August 17, 2014
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You're my schmecker

The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.
Simão, you're my schmecker
by Seal077 June 7, 2022
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Related Words
Schmef • Schmeff • schmefix • Schmefley • schmeful • schmee • Schmeat • schmeckle • schmeal • schmear
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