Pudding Sanchez

The act of masturbating (male only) with a store bought pudding cup, then giving it to a girl. (make sure the girl doesnt know what you did with it)

guy1: dude I just gave that girl a pudding sanchez
guy2: ahahaha nice man!!

by the shakezula July 18, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

A "Dirty Sanchez" is when you insert your FINGER into a woman's/man ass then draw a mustache on that person's upper lip.

Gave her a sweet looking Dirty Sanchez last night.

by dj624 August 17, 2016

glitter sanchez

the act of dipping one's finger/penis into a container of the most obnoxious glitter they could find, and applying it to the upper lip of a sexual partner, while they are still asleep. then leaving.

most commonly used by transsexuals/ mistresses to prove who the "bitch" is, and also let infidelities be known.

Susan: I think Chad is cheating on me.

Kathy: Why would you think that?

Susan: He came home with a glitter sanchez last night.

Kathy: Oh No He Didn't!!!!

by lady gu gu February 18, 2010

stinky sanchez

to rub a selected finger all over your ass region the apply "stinky sanchez" on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known ass a dirty sanchez

f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin'.

by stoph December 6, 2003

Sticky Sanchez

during sex the guy partner unloads onto the girl partner's pubes and then rubs his pube's on her's therefore sticking them together.

"Oh baby, let me give u a Sticky Sanchez"

by Matt Thimas April 12, 2008

Funny Sanchez

When one person makes another person laugh out of their nose mid-felch resulting in a jizz/poo mustache.

That jerk Jeffery told a knock knock joke while I was felching and I ended up with a funny sanchez.

by Cramtoes September 8, 2010

Slippery Sanchez

Essentially a Dirty Sanchez except instead of normal fecal matter, you use diarrhea to wipe above the lips so it runs down, also giving the person a goatee.

"Dude, I didn't know James had a moustache and a goatee."

"Well that's because we gave him a Slippery Sanchez in his sleep!"

by OMFGitsSquirting! January 30, 2009