Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Blasting Staircase

1. Synonym for kicking ass, or doing something awesome
2. Hyperbole for describing something awesome
3. Doing something insane

1. Greg: I did the run with a laptime of 2,3 minutes
Chris: Woah man! You were totally blasting staircase!

2. Greg: Do you remember the devils three-way we had yesterday?
Chris: Hell yeah! It was blasting staircase!

3. Greg: Yesterday I was blasting staircase!
Chris: How come?
Greg: I did a backflip from a 50feet drop, landing in a shopping cart and win a nascar race!

by The staircaseblaster January 13, 2011

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done having sex, you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, then eat it for a snack.

After we fucked she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell.

by [e-mail] September 5, 2017

scaird

scared the most common way to pronounce and spell the word scared. Google lists more search results for "scaird" than "scared". Common southern term.

"she was scaird to go into the house"

by J.Hunter January 20, 2009

saairah

THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. CANT GO ONE METER WITHOUT shaking booty AND IS THE craziest bitch OUT THERE. SUPPORTIVE BUT A beezy AND IS A TIK TOK QUEEN

Omg she’s such a saairah im so jelly like omg

by Sparkleandshine November 15, 2018

satire

A pasquinade, lampoon.

What a satirical comedy.

by Larstait November 15, 2003

blank stairs

1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere

2. a misspelling of "blank stares"

1. John turned the building into three office spaces for rent, leaving blank stairs in one area.

2. Preacher on message board: "I asked the young couple if they had talked to God lately, and all I got was blank stairs."

by Moggraider July 30, 2010