scuffgod

A legend who is a rap god and hypebeast

Bruh see that clean g there?
Yeah, he's lookin like scuffgod

by Supreme lord scuff February 19, 2018

backdoor shuffle

Leaving any type of function, usually a party or get together with friends, without saying good bye. Often used to avoid staying out until 5 a.m.

Big Joe: I think Chuck Liddell is fighting tonight.

Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.

Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.

by Dave B October 20, 2008

Snuggie Shuffle

The awkward dance that occurs while wearing a Snuggie. This is generally characterized by awkward walking, close to a shuffling motion, in which you are trying not step and fall like a complete idiot. It is also characterized by the occasional stopping to fix said snuggie from falling and making your Snuggie shuffle all the more awkward looking

Rita: Do you see Jack in his new Snuggie? Why is he walking like that?

Janet: Oh that? That's nothing. Jack is just doing the Snuggie Shuffle, because the novelty of wearing a Snuggie hasn't worn off yet.

by snuggieshuffler December 25, 2010

palm coast shuffle

First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.

City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.

by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007

Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.

"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"

by Lauren O'Jea January 25, 2008

shuff monkey

A shuff monkey is a fictional character which was made to scare little children in the 1920's. Basically, it is a small monkey which lives up your anus and is meant to keep you awake at night by making odd monkey sounds.

Do not steal otherwise you'll get a visit from the shuff Monkey!

by miniray April 13, 2009

Shufflefaith

When you need insight into something and decide to trust the shuffle feature on your iPod/mp3 player/CD player.

"Should I ask Lily to the prom?"
"Have shufflefaith, man."
"The first song is 'Murder Mystery' by Scouting for Girls."
"Well, there you go."

by MaybePacemakerRadarFadeout July 10, 2009