Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?
Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.
Boss: Outstanding.
Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.
Boss: Outstanding.
by bleeper1 August 10, 2009
Get the Situational Awareness mug.The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.
Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.
You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.
by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010
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When a visual artist comes into an environment that they want to change, they work with what's in the situation and install their works based on what will enhance the space rather than ignoring where it is and just building from scratch.
The artist described himself as a designer, programmer and situational installationist, the later of which being a term he made up.
by abefrohman March 8, 2022
Get the Situational Installationist mug.It’s when god is like really pissed off at you and delivers someone who is exactly everything you've ever dreamed of, so you make plans, dream and invest just so it can all turn to ashes in front of you before it ever even becomes official, demolishing your heart and ability to fall in love again permanently. Something like that.
Jessi: I do kind of like you, I’m just not ready for anything serious yet.
Jake: But you’ve been spending almost every night at my house… and asking me to take you out on dates..
Jessi: well, we DO have amazing sex-
Jake: sounds like a situationship alright
Jake: But you’ve been spending almost every night at my house… and asking me to take you out on dates..
Jessi: well, we DO have amazing sex-
Jake: sounds like a situationship alright
by ClownsDontBounce April 9, 2023
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Get the Shituation mug.meaning: 1. a situation that is so awkward, it's missing an 'n. 2. a situation is so complicated, you have to abbbreviate the 'n.
There is nothing funny about Sally's situatio finding Ben cheating on her with her dog.
Bumping into your ex-girlfriend while you're on a date is a situatio, but not as bad a situatio as bumping into her with her new husband.
Bumping into your ex-girlfriend while you're on a date is a situatio, but not as bad a situatio as bumping into her with her new husband.
by Starjammer March 4, 2018
Get the Situatio mug.When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!
*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!
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