Shaved ham

Somebody who becomes so swole that that look like a big leg of shaved ham with arms and legs.

James: fuck bro I went ham on the gym last night.

Scott: you already look like shaved ham

by Massetti October 17, 2015

online shape-shifting

When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.

*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.

20:07 person2: XD

*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL

*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U

*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude

20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.

20:11 Kesha: >:3

20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0

(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)

by lolicakes March 12, 2011

Shahed

Shahed is a Urdu name ! Person having this name is very fun loving ! He speaks with everyone around and always be with the person whom he Loves the most! He never changes his priorities!! He's cute and handsome hunk! He's also known as ayaan ! Many girls fall for him only because of his character! He's a charm

Shahed is an amazing person!

by Aliiiizzeeehhh November 10, 2018

Shamed

Shamed- To shit and cum at the same time

Guy #1- man did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy#2- ya I did, but I don't think we will fuck ever again

Guy#1- Why not??

Guy#2- Because I "shamed" my self...

Guy#1- WTF is shamed??

Guy#2-It's when you shit and cum at the same time

Guy#1- gross, why would you do that you freak?

Guy#2- I couldn't help it, there was shit and cum everywhere

by bobcat 09 April 8, 2008

shaved

to be assed

out

when you order something at a restaruant and they dont have the item your order you just got shaved

by shavered July 30, 2011

shaked cow

How you sould ordre a milkshake if you wanna be sure people remember you,and wanna switch out the default word...

A customer at a fast food place:wanna have a big shaked cow with strawberry

by Dmaxx March 7, 2010

Shavedog

A small, beautiful, talented creature, often found in classrooms or on sprung floors. While typically approachable, will shy away from blondes and overly dramatic people. Has huge appetites in a variety of areas. An incredibly worthwhile companion.

I can't believe how lucky I was to find a shavedog!

by BigLug11 August 18, 2012