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Shame-Rays

The look someone gives you when you to silently inform you of the uncoolness you may accidentally be radiating. They are do so by raining their shame rays down upon you. Shame Rays are usually a silent expression on the face of an onlookers witnessing your public gaucherie, but may be accompanied by a 'wait- what?' and raised eyebrows.
'On Friday when I was drunk, I tried to explain to a bunch of my co-workers what 'Neat Pet Group' is on Facebook and how it fills my newsfeed with pics of cool dogs... and how this video popped up where this dog didn't know how to respond to the command 'get down', so it did all the tricks it knew...and well, then they gave it a treat anyway because that was cute, you know?' Everyone was silent during the build-up to and post- this rather considerable anti-climax. I felt their shame-rays raining down on me as I plowed on through the increasingly staggered and awkward story to the inevitable and disappointing conclusion. So that was my evening.
by Amedawgnarlymoves August 15, 2018
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privilege shame

Shaming or dismissing someone for aspects of their existence they had no control over (parents, genetics, place of birth etc) which people consider to be "privilege" today.
Becky : Tom, you can't have an opinion on abortion because you're a dude. #maleprivilage
Jesse : Becky, you can't just privilege shame Tom. He's a gynecologist for crying out loud.
by iliketits69 June 15, 2021
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shame look

The look your friends give u when youve done something so shameful, there are no words to describe it.
he gave me the shame look after i confessed on stage.
by unexpectidely_awesome July 12, 2014
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spot of shame

when some trackie clad youth goes for a piss and doesn't shake the drips off their ol' boy properly and a ring of piss appears in the crotch area of their trackies.
"he must have just had a piss, look at that Spot Of Shame"
by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014
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Call of Shame

When you realize your BFF has called and texted several times during the night to make sure you made it home safely from your date the night before. And you have to make that call of shame to let them know you spent the night and that you are sorry you worried them.
To Kristen (9:36 am) Hey, it's Lisa...sorry I worried you last night . I am making my call of shame to let you know I am driving home now...*sigh*
by 🔥 crotch sisters June 10, 2017
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Walker of Shame

Walk of Shame in a nursing home, where the visitor uses a walker to get back to their own room after hooking up in another resident's room. They may or may not remember if it was a one nighter or not.
Nurse 1: Blanch wasn't in her room this morning.
Nurse 2: last night she was visiting Norman in his room.
Nurse 1: oh- here she comes now, doing the Walker of Shame back to her room.
Nurse 2: look at that smile! Maybe I should sign up for Norm's sponge bath!
by SildogintheNatti June 13, 2016
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Shame-jerking

I was shame-jerking in gym showers trying to clear my mind of what happened last night
by hellhammer February 2, 2015
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