Sexy asian can crush you with his thighs like a hydraulic press, even tho he is asian his dick is ginormous he may only be 25% asian but he don’t act like it he can be very retarded but is actually smart probably the asian in him, he is also a fucking unit aka as a marksman in the pussy department he has many nicknames like Korean Jesus how amazing sexy asian can even suck his own dick how spectacular, he is pretty athletic at times he will beat your ass and leaving you left like tatties,he even has the odasic balls/cock to call every girl shawty what a fucking goat!!!!
by !!!Korean Jesus!!! April 21, 2022
the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019
1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.
2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
by Nato22 November 05, 2007
The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
by Blayde February 28, 2008
Steve is a sexy beast
by Jenny October 16, 2003
Travis Dean Hufstetler
#1. anything that is intelligent, kind, sexy, hilarious, beautiful, athletic, creative, or fun.
#2. someone who is going to change the world one day.
#3. someone who isn't defined by others, but instead uses negative and untrue criticisms as motivation to be the best person he/she can be.
#4. someone who is underestimated, and who is his own person, not living in anyones shadow.
#5. someone with a heart of purest gold.
#1. anything that is intelligent, kind, sexy, hilarious, beautiful, athletic, creative, or fun.
#2. someone who is going to change the world one day.
#3. someone who isn't defined by others, but instead uses negative and untrue criticisms as motivation to be the best person he/she can be.
#4. someone who is underestimated, and who is his own person, not living in anyones shadow.
#5. someone with a heart of purest gold.
by Amelia Airhart March 17, 2009