sea cruise

Sex on a waterbed

Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.

by !JayAm! December 10, 2016

Sea Parrot

Pembrokeshire slang for a Puffin.

They eat those sea parrots in Iceland you know.

by SeaParrot September 12, 2021

sea creeper

Matthew Schwartz

Shut up you sea creeper.

by Jackhaterzclub April 18, 2018

Sea kloof

When the doctor takes your foreskin and puts it on your balls for extra cushioning

Hey bro u needa get a sea kloof

by #chisolms better October 12, 2021

Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.

Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke

by microsoftman November 9, 2020

Sea Twat

Vagina that smells like the ocean.

Girl, I'm in bad shape, I've got intense sea twat.

Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.

by Dr. Jym August 18, 2017

sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016