scrunt

The dried vag crust left in a pair of two day old panties.

When I found the scrunt in her panties, I was overjoyed, then I promply feasted.

by Joe Tellenbauer November 7, 2003

Scumtail

when a persons hair starts to get long a chunk of hair on the back of the neck forms known as a rat tail if it is not washed it is a scumtail

I dont have scumtail! Hey James shave your scumtail.

by CluQe Da Duke September 10, 2007

Scunch

To expand and retract a scrunchie/hair band around hand for mild pleasure. Inspired by Scunci the dog of the person who created the scrunchie.

I've been scunching all day

by scrongtheeighth November 2, 2019

Scunthorpe

Probably the most embarrassing city in England to be a resident of; due to a word that can be read within it's name.

I was on my way to Sheffield by train, but there was a mess-up and I ended up in Scunthorpe.

by DaveIII November 5, 2003

Athlete's Cunt

An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.

That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!

Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!

by Kevin Baconstrips March 8, 2009

Nun's Cunt

Used to describe a close relationship. One in which two people can share anything with eachother.

Annika you can tell me anything, we are as tight as a Nun's Cunt.

by TheKidTK February 21, 2011

Scounts

a tool, one who acts like a douche bag

"Wow that kid is such a scounts!"

by himrox22 April 12, 2010