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confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.
He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.
by magentaorange June 21, 2016
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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
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Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021
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Jake a screw

To cam out, fall off or drop a screw while trying to install something. More commonly referred to as JAKE!
John jaked another screw! He is the king of Jake a screw. John is the captin of the jale a screw team
by Dominik the fat kid January 21, 2023
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wingnut and screw loose

The bat and mosquito character in TMNT

Birthplace: Belfry, Transylvania
Height: 5' 5" (hanging by his talons)
Weight: 160 lbs. (with Screwloose on his back)
Favorite Sound: Blood curdling

Description
Wingnut, the clutzy, caped vampire bat, quietly hung out on his home planet Huanu. That is, until Krang destroyed it. Saved and sucked into a vortex before his planet exploded, Wingnut ended up on Earth, along with Screwloose, a levelheaded Huanu mosquito.

Furious and frantic that Krang blew up his planet, the crazed Wingnut's out to get even with Krang - or anyone else associated with the burbling brain. That makes him a perfect ally with the Turtle teens.

Despite Wingnut's bloodshot eyes, defective radar, stunted wings and oversensitive ears, he's determined to be a sewer-superhero. Even with constant training from our green teens, Wingnut's more likely to bump into a building than bust a baddie. Armed with mechanical turbo wings invented by Donatello, Wingnut flutters and putters to put the bite on the Foot Clan.
Josh:I got the wingnut and screw loose figure
Bob:same
by Mr. Garm June 28, 2023
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Cost Per Screw

The dollar amount that it costs to have sex with a woman.
After spending $150 on dinner and then another $80 on drink drinks at the next bar, we finally made it back to my place and we had sex. My cost per screw (CPS) on this encounter was $230.
by Dr. Velour March 5, 2026
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Loose as a screw

When a woman’s vagina is particularly loose in comparison to others
Damn bro, her shit was loose as a screw
by Dude bro August 6, 2025
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