Sammy the Sloth

she's not actually a sloth, she's a chicken

a girl that squeals in her voice messages for no reason

a girl that's cat is afraid of her

a beautiful girl that doesn't see her worth and beauty

Sammy the sloth: perfectly weird and beautiful
Cami: (sees Sammy) W0W!
Nessa: What?
Taylor: *eating*
Cami: Look at Sammy. She's Sammy the Sloth}!
Chelsea: She's a chicken.
Sammy: PEEEP

by beronicascrown November 20, 2019

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A creature that is able to eat buliding and, if left unsatisfied can turn into a massive being who will unlock thier full potential and possibly eat its loved ones. On other planets they have been recorded to eat the very surface of the planet and still ask for seconds. Russia is currently working on an Army of Sammy creature so that they may one day consume all that lies ahead of them and take over the planet.

Daniel:Omg what happend on 9/11?
Kevin: Sammy came out and ate the two bulidings the news says planes so that people dont get scared.

by Osma Bin Lyftin since 2003 March 20, 2019

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a extremely small person who has big attitude and think can do so much. She has a disgusting ombre that goes black to ORANGE. She lies about having a boyfriend when really shes alone and cries over a boy she’s liked for 3 years now because her ugly ass will never be able to have him. She still tried hard to get with him but she just cant take a hint. She also thinks she has a big ass and boobs but she’s flatter then a piece of paper.

person: is sammy really trying with him again?

me: yes she is
person: HE DOESNT LIKE HER UGLY ASS
me: ITS A SAMMY THING

by smoojieho April 2, 2019

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