Rhode Island

Rhode Island is state that has the worst jerk drivers in the nation. Drivers follow so closely that it should be called the "Tailgate State" If you ask why drivers don't use turn signal they reply "it's nobody's business where your're going". The state is full of poke you drivers, the ones who live in the left lane like they pay rent there and never pass anyone or the ones that pull out into traffic that is going 30 miles per hour and slow you down to 20 miles per hour. Everyday you will see multiple drivers, mostly young females, who swerve all over a traffic lane and are constantly stepping on their breaks and guess what they are doing ---TEXTING! Drivers either roll through stop signs or sit at them when there is no traffic coming.

Actually the state motto should be: "Arrive on vacation, leave on probation" since most residents has spent some time at the ACI.

Guy 1: "Have you ever driven in "Rhode Island"?

Guy 2: Driven in "Rouge Island"? Yeah I was driven out of "Rhode Island" by a crazy woman who rode my bumper all the way to the Connecticut state line

by wattstaxx May 27, 2014

Rodeo

start fucking her doggy style, grab a handful of hair and then pull your dick out and ram it into her ass. Last for 8 seconds and you win.

She's still pissed about that rodeo the other night... and still walking funny too

by Pyro945 August 21, 2009

Rodeo

Whilst performing sexual intercourse, the male tells the female that he has herpes (Disease may vary). He then tries to stay in her as long as possible. He wins if he "beats the bull," or climaxes inside her. Females that can put up a fight for the whole time are considered Water Bulls while females who give up after losing energy are considered young calfs

Last night i went to the Rodeo, yippeekaiyay

by blasphemicanacondas May 28, 2009

Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo

E.T.B.R.: The action of when two men are dually penetrating (ass + mouth or vagina + mouth) a women and then proceed to high five above the female. Then one or both yell "BOBCAT" which initiates a friend, fully naked, to jump out of a nearby closet or door and make an expression of a bobcat, “MEOW” “MEOW”, in rapid succession. Which in turn startles the female, and then the two men that are high fiving try to hold on for at least 8 seconds.

My friend Joe and I began to dually penetrate a girl. We then high fived and yelled "BOBCAT." John jumped out of her closet and screamed “MEOW” “MEOW” just like a bobcat. She tried to pull away but we held on for 8 seconds. Man that night was epic we pulled that Eiffel Tower Bobcat Rodeo off perfectly. But she never called me back?

by Gen. Burns July 12, 2012

Fat Chick Rodeo

When your in a club and you find the fattest chick there. You hold round her and whisper in her ear "You're the fattest fucking thing in here" and see how long you can stay on for!

Ha ha, I cant believe Josh managed 20 seconds on the fat chick rodeo!

by BrownieG March 5, 2009

montana rodeo

when you are doing a girl up the butt, and then you grab her hair, and whisper into her ear "I have AIDS", and see how long you can hold on.

"what's a montana rodeo?"
"what i did with your mom last night, it took her like 15 seconds to get me off of her."

by dcopp October 25, 2007

Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.

"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"

by Lauren O'Jea January 10, 2009