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RAY!

Slang for cocaine (see cokey ray from pelican bay)
if you are ordering cocaine from one of your mates on the phone and your mum is in the room, eg:
Jim: have you seen ray?
john: yeah how much you want!
by andy rome July 20, 2004
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Ray William Johnson

Ray William Johnson is an entertainer who sprung into fame in 2009 when he started reviewing viral videos on Youtube. His show is entitled =3 (Equals Three). In each episode he reviews three videos adding his witty commentary to each one. He is known for his sarcastic remarks and phrases such as: "Fake and Gay" and "Squaids (or Squirrel Aids)". He's used "troll" and portrays one in some of his videos. Ray also is known for his "Doin you mom" and "buttsecks" jokes. All these things have spread and become more common among the internet using community. In each video users may send a video response and it could be picked as Ray's Comment Question of the Day. Anyone is welcome to comment with an answer and 5 answers will be chosen by Ray and featured in his next video. He currently uploads his Equals Three videos usually every Monday and Thursday.
Ray also has an alternate "vlogging" channel, called BreakingNYC. In that channel, Ray record parts of his daily life.
Ray was in a group: FattySpins, in which he and the other members put together catchy songs with a comedic edge. Most popular: Doin' Your Mom.
Ray lives in New York, and attends college.
Ray William Johnson is a very talented, very busy (seemingly), very funny dude who is on his way to bigger and better things. I expect to see him on TV soon.
Mike: "What happened to Youtube?"

Phil: "Ray William Johnson AKA pure awesomeness."

Mike: "Huh?"

Phil: "Well, you have to admit he DOES have more talent than most of these so-called "stars" today."

Mike: "True. But he's not stupid, he's actually entertaining, his show is stimulating, and I don't feel completely retarded after watching his videos. That's not like the other Youtubers!"

Phil: "Umm....Exactly."

Mike: "Two camels in a tiny car!"
by SoFlyAway August 24, 2010
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Blu-ray

"Blu-ray is just a bag of hurt. It's great to watch the movies, but the licensing of the tech is so complex, we're waiting till things settle down and Blu-ray takes off in the marketplace."
by Scott Salamander March 12, 2009
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z-ray

by MPseMp May 26, 2005
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Billy Ray Cyrus

An infectious disease only known to infect celebrity parents. The infected celebrity is usually an unknown, or washed-out celebrity who will soon force their children into stardome in order to help the parent to become famous again. The disease is named after singer/actor Billy Ray Cyrus who is best known for mooching off daughter Miley Cyrus's fame. He is now trying to get his other children famous for one of two reasons:
1. When Miley stops being famous, he can rely on his other children to keep him famous
2. He wants more money
The Billy Ray Cyrus disease is also known to infect such celebrities as Will Smith, and the parents of the Jonas brothers. Some celebrites who have been showing symptoms of the disease are Bradgelina. The symptoms of the Billy Ray Cyrus disease include:
1. increased dependency on your children for both financial, and fame reasons. This can result in allowing your kids to do anything they please in fear of getting cut off from your money supply
2. Quitting your job to mooch off your children's earnings
3. slowly lower your manhood by doing anything you can to be famous which includes exploiting your southern routes by partaking in a Disney channel show
4. always forgiving your children for the terrible things they do. It is highly common for the infected person to try all they can to convince people that whatever terrible things their child did was not bad.

There are only a few known cures for the Billy Ray Cyrus are the following:
1.Let your child do what they want and stay out of the spotlight for a couple of years
2. Punish your child for doing something wrong. It will give you a sense of power rather than being at your child's feet for money
Ex-celebrity: I'm thinking of auditioning my child for the upcoming Disney movie
friend: Dude I think you got Billy Ray Cyrus disease
by Annemermaid1995 August 30, 2009
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rachael ray

rachael ray is the devil. thats it. plain and simple.
by (social) January 23, 2009
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ray nella

Whoever he is, "Yung Berg" doesn't care for him.
"I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray Nella" - Yung Berg from the song 'Sexy Can I'
by Gibby McFender May 29, 2008
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