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Quarantine Dick

Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.
“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”
by SoreKnobSteve April 10, 2020
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quaranpeen

When you are single and in quarantine during a global pandemic and you put the call out for some sexual healing.
Girl, I have been locked in the house for two weeks and I could really use some quaranpeen right now!
by Gypsy Cowgirl April 13, 2020
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quarantine casual

During quarantine wearing sweats and tee shirts are now acceptable at all events, meetings, parties, dinners, temple, church, holidays etc. Hoodies and sweatshirts are also optional and acceptable. Going forward anything above that is simply wearing underwear and bras, this called Quarantine Casual.
We are having a dinner party tonight, the dress is Quarantine Casual.
by Der Bluten Kat April 15, 2020
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quarnography

Just like, pictures of people at restaurants or socializing in a group. Y'know, from the beforetimes.
Man, looking at those pics of us at Paddy's Pub is some hardcore quarnography. I miss going out to bars.
by klundtasaur April 21, 2020
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Quarintirritate

To irritate, or aggravate while safe at home from COVID-19
I locked myself in the room because my family’s loud music and conversations started to quarintirritate me.
by Aloha Notes April 22, 2020
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quaranboner

Arousal experienced during the quarantine without being able to get laid thanks to COVID-19 and social distancing rules in place.
Will: Hey Brett, how are you holding up?

Brett: I need to get laid soon, this Quaranboner is killing me. I’m gonna call Melissa and see if she’s still social distancing.
by MeliDi84 April 27, 2020
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Quarantine Thirst

When you spend so long in isolation that you start getting overcome with horny thoughts and can’t help but go after sexy times with folks you never would in normal times
Aishanee come down wit dat quarantine thirst hard lately! You see those scandalous stories she posted to da gram?!
by Lynke June 18, 2020
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