Quiditch Queef

A queef whilst playing Quiditch

'I say, I let out a right corker of a Quiditch queef the other day in our match against Slytherin

by wagglingwilly May 8, 2010

Queef Off

When two women compete in queefing tactics, similar to two musicians performing dueling banjos

I challenge you to a queef off!
Da-da dum, da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
de-de-dum, de-dum, de-dum, de-dum...

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009

queef fetish

A sexual fetish for air dispelled from the vagina. Rhymes with "leaf lettuce." (Proper use is in restaurant work).

Chef: Hey get me a head of leaf lettuce!
Dishwasher: Queef fetish?
Chef: What the fuck?

by bingy9 April 8, 2010

Pelican queef

Same as a queef but with a hint of fish

(queef- a sound made by the expulsion of air from the vagina during or just after penetration)

She wanted me to go 'downtown' but after that Pelican queef no way!

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Queef Boxing

Beatboxing through one's private parts

Bennett is the king of queef boxing!

by sheselle June 25, 2010

Male Queef

the redirection of gaseous air to either side of the scrotum, simultaneously filtered by the surrounding pubic hair and or the naked sack itself...while sitting down

Jaime, stop male queefing on my computer chair!

by Jason, Spencer, Jaime January 14, 2009

Queef Butternut

The vaginal fluid that drips or oozes from a female vagina. Hours later, it hardens forming an edible crunchy ball that taste like butter.

Kyle's queef butternut was so big that it was making his pants sag.

by Petersons and Cutters February 25, 2009