Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

by King of Poon January 7, 2009

Poon Stick

n. a plug (as of cotton) introduced in to a puss to arrest hemmorage or absorb secretions.

Jenny just pulled out a poon stick the size of my fist.

by t-munch August 15, 2003

Poon-Bulge

When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.

Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."

Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."

by jayfreshh May 13, 2010

poon

1. Literally, vagina (see poontang).
2. Figuratively, vagina; one who is week (see pussy).

1. Man, I just want to get me some poon and fuck it all night long.
2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!

by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

poonanny

female genitilia

vagina-pussy-cunt-
she has a rank poonanny

by Racheal June 2, 2004

poonberry orchard

Poonberry orchard is a means of saying "getting ass." It can be used as guy code for trying to get with girls.

Bharat: Dude i went to poonberry orchard last night

(random black dude) WERD KID

by bkuncham September 16, 2006

anti poon

1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina

"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"

by henry!!durr March 13, 2009