Dib Membrane's horrible, yet rather sexy father from the early 2000s nickelodeon cartoon 'Invader Zim'. Professor Membrane is a 12 foot (at least) tall world-famous scientist, who neglects his kids, but on the bright side he has incedibly hot robotic arms after losing his fleshy ones to sharks. He is a DILF.
"Professor Membrane is my favourite Dilf"
"Simping for Professor Mmebrane is not a healthy coping mechanism, Kyle."
"Simping for Professor Mmebrane is not a healthy coping mechanism, Kyle."
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Bad words, Swears, Curses, and Words that are not appropriate that many teenagers use and should not be using. If anyone is saying a word you do not approve of tell them "I dont like that profanity you douche"
Him:You Sorry ass MotherFUcker im gonna Beat the shit out of you, your a fucking deuchebag, go suck your mothers dick.
You: I dont aprove of that Profanity you douche-bag
You: I dont aprove of that Profanity you douche-bag
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Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
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Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
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Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
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The professional wrestler shit kicked his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend, finishing him off with a diving elbow alà Randy Savage style.
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