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Well? What are you waiting for? Do it!

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by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 20, 2006

If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box

A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.

"Hey girl! If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box"

by SteezyD January 22, 2009

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

by HMatzy March 15, 2023

Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020

Press Back

Attack Back

Bob: Fuck I just got hit buy a girl
Jack: Press Back her

by K1ngtam October 18, 2021