Beer Pressure 

Using beer pressure instead of peer pressure cause you're not 16 anymore and the situation generally involves absurd amounts of beer.

Your buddy won't straight arm a beer cause his mom just ironed the shirt hes wearing, so everyone starts yelling at him and screaming beer pressure till he's becomes a man a does it.

Beer Pressure by Classic wyatt January 21, 2018

pressed fruit bowl 

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

pressed fruit bowl by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Pionel Pessi 

Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.

Me: REAL MADRID!
Pionel Pessi: *dissapears*

Pionel Pessi by pionelpessighost September 2, 2022

No pressure 

A phrase used to express when you'd like for someone to do something, but you don't want them to feel pressure to do it immediately or to feel burdened by it; rather, whenever they have the chance or if they can.

It is also used to express when you're not intending to pressure someone or to soften a request you have for someone so that it doesn't feel hard, harsh, or demanding.

It can also be used sarcastically, in an event when there really IS pressure to so something.

Hey, call me whenever you decide. No pressure.

No pressure by shani2u July 31, 2013

Pressed 

Stressed, upset, annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing

1. I'm hella pressed about how much homework we have due tomorrow. 2. Why does this girl keep trying me? Im pressed!

Pressed by mandemm97 January 19, 2017

Pressley 

Pressley A very beautiful one of a kind girl that can make you smile no matter what. If youre down she can bring you back up. Has the most beautiful eyes youll ever see. Pressley is kinda crazy and can be a bitch at times. A girl youll fall in love with at first glance. A very good kisser and has a nice big ass. A girl no guy is deserving of. She probably doesnt even know how great she really is and how much she means to that special person. She has a beauty that nobody else even comes close to. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and you will often find yourself always smiling when your around her. She is always tryin to lighten the day up and she knows how to make someone smile. She is a beautiful person inside and out every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. She is not limited to just physical features her personality is as beautiful. You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist but find yourself just appreciatin the fact that she exists and even better yet that you know. Pressley is simply put the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has a stunning body beautiful face and her eyes will make you stop dead in your tracks. Is likely seen roaming around with the luckiest man on earth who will always love her no matter what. Words cannot describe a Pressley, even these.

Dude you know that pressley girl?

Yeah, but dude you better watch out, shes dangerious.

Pressley by Unknown Crazzedd Boo<3 July 23, 2011

Pessidog fangirl 

Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.

"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"

Pessidog fangirl by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023