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Christmas Present

1. The word to describe a blow job on Christmas. Also can refer to eating a girl out on Christmas.
2. Refers to someone having sexual relations with someone as fat as Santa Claus.
Honey I'm waiting for your real Christmas Present now blow job(Christmas Present)is performed.
2. Pete face is performed after hearing about the second definition of Christmas Present
by Zix Esposito December 9, 2008
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pretentious hipster

Anyone who feels the need to define 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary while using phrases like 'geek chic,' 'argyle superstar,' and 'social icon status.' It helps if the definition is the size of a graduate school essay and denigrates people for having different tastes. This shows maximum pretentiousness. Would you like to get coffee with anyone who wrote any of the definitions of 'pretentious hipster' on urban dictionary? Probably not, because they would probably make fun of your shirt. I know I would.
"oh man... OH MAN! OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN! whoever wrote that definition before me." (a pretentious hipster in the wild)

"It's a self-entitled way to feign social awkwardness" (what the hell does this even mean? )

"A pretentious hipster cleans his asshole out in public, if you know what I mean." (a pretentious hipster making an unnecessary reference to buttholes)
by Sgt. RK June 9, 2017
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Christmas Present

1. The big or small boxes wrapped brightly with a bow and name tag sitting under a Christmas Tree at Christmas time.

2.An excuse to receive a sexual favor when Christmas is on coming from the opposite gender.

3. the lingering stench after shitting out the contents of Christmas Dinner.

4. Cheap and frivolous gifts received on Christmas, usually bought a month before on Thanksgiving Weekend , and are usually lowly priced and bought because it was so cheap I couldn't pass by a bargain like that".
1. I cant wait to unwrap my Christmas Presents that sit so joyously under my Christmas tree.

2. Please, I need a Christmas Present soon or I may be smacking a bitch..... I prefer a good falacio or go in the sheets instead of a store bought gift.

3. Don't go in there, because you may be receiving an unwanted Christmas Present.

4. Most of my Christmas Presents were cheap novelty items that I saw a month earlier for 70% off at Fred Meyers.
by masternoob 720 October 7, 2009
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10 percenters

Don't believe that other guy.

According to the 5 Percent Nation of Islam (NOI), the people of the world are broken down into 3 categories:

The 85% that don't know the truth, the 10% that know the truth but preach the exact opposite, and the 5% that know the truth and speak it. The "truth", according to the Nation of Islam is that the Black Man is "God", and the White Man is "The Devil".

The name of the song is "Get By", the artist was Busta Rhymes, and the lyric in reference is as follows:
"If you was 5 percent, instead of actin' stupid and guessing, you have to go and study your lessons and know your math in the building sessions".
by Half February 18, 2005
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do a presentation

Oh, that sucker will surely do a presentation to somebody sitting next to him on his plane back to Vancouver.
by duckduckno December 21, 2018
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percentual

Alex is, like, 25 percentual.
by SEEPEE February 9, 2005
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loss prevention

Loss prevention are the retards who dress up like regular people in stores and catch your dumb ass for shoplifting

their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life
girl: "Fuck dude i can't work at Macy's no more"
boy: WHY NOT?
girl: "some dumb ass loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts"
by christy monopoly February 22, 2009
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