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bone points

How much someone wants to fuck you, the more "Bone Points" the more sex is wanted.
Man, i have so much Bone Points with my mom.
by Dr. Jiggyfap July 12, 2014
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bang points

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.
Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.
by HM Smith September 11, 2014
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blubber points

When you spend multiple frigid winters in Canada, you earn your blubber points, which you trade for adaptation to a cold climate.
I spent three years in canada, I definitely earned some blubber points.
by canadianwinters December 28, 2014
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yupster points

1. Chill a.f.
2. Non-celbrities but totally chill person everyone knows

3. Always wanted to own a "way cool company" but was lazy a.f. from living on the beach and too much pot until his light bulb moment...
4. Not! It took tons of hours and pot was the vice in which made them mad chill
5. Pays employees well
McDonald's and Walmart franchise owners do not possess yupster points because they don't pay living wages and the majority of employees use food stamps
by O___b June 27, 2016
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friend points

when you help your friend move for 'beer & pizza' aka the pay back scale is never even for favor/job done. but for the sake of friendship
Thanks for watching our puppy while we're away for two months on such short notice, you've earned some serious friend points. We'll get you something from the trip to show our appreciation!
by kevin135! June 11, 2016
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ten points to gryffindor!

When someone says something dirty/clever/witty or does something cool
Person 1: Bro I just realized..If air is clear to us..does that mean water is clear to fish??

Person 2: TEN POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!
by herp dee der January 30, 2017
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tree points

My cousin died from overdosing but at least he got 5875 tree points.
by treepoints4lyfe August 23, 2017
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