Ponteland

Ponteland is a divided village in the north east of England in newcastle . It has 2 parts to it, ‘Darass Hall’ and ‘Pont’. Darass is full of your typical upper middle class snobs who park their massive financed range rovers on the side of the road instead of their 4 mile driveways and shops at the local Waitrose. And then the other average person living their plays for NUFC. However take a walk further up in the village of ponteland to discover the chav infested half referred to as ‘pont’. Pont is a typical housing estate for the lower class families in the village. It is has its own ‘shopping centre’ called Merton way just consists of a one stop, a local chippy and few barber shops. However take a walk down the back ally of Merton way to discover the run-down industrial estate to meet the local plug/ the year7s vape dealers. Pont also has its own high school which many of the pupils don’t like and also its own public park and leisure centre. Be aware though, spend to long in ponteland and it will drive you mad. There is also no escaping it as the local stagecoach bus doesn’t normally arrive for 10 hours!

‘Here ya wanna fly doon ponteland’
‘Nar pal it’s just full of rich cunts and chavs’
‘Nar bro trust hop on the x78 and meet this dealer in the industrial estate for wu 3.5’

by user282881813 January 27, 2024

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potbless

A potluck but for Christians who don’t believe in luck

P1: You going to the potbless at the Changs tonight?
P2: Wtf is a potbless?
P1: It’s a potluck. The Changs used to be Buddhist, but ever since they became Christians, they don’t like using the word luck.
P2: Uh, okay then.

by Hellenophile07 December 3, 2023

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