PooNado

When two or more individuals expel flatulence with a wretched order and they combine within a close proximity of each other, creating the perfect storm of stench.

On the ride home the next morning from the bachelor party, that included copious amounts of beer and tacos at 2 am, two anonymous passengers busted ass at the same time, creating a PooNado that reeked havoc on everyone in the car, causing the driver to pull over so they could seek refuge.

by vroompac January 12, 2011

Internet poisoning

A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.

"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."

by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021

poonanay

Hey YA! A v v. another name for vagina, a clean vagina

Want to suck my poonanay!?

by manda February 1, 2004

Poon Saloon

A titty joint that is full nudity.

He picked up his coke whore at the local poon saloon.

by Marx And Engels April 4, 2006

Poon tang

A combination of both the aroma and taste of a womens genitals. Logically this sensation can range from pleasurable to a fate worse than death - depending on bathing habits, diet, rectum bleaching etc. etc.

God damn, that was some sweet 'tang - Got her just as she was gettin' out the 'tub. I sucked her pussy 'till her head caved in.

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005

poon swank

An erroneous odour emitting from a woman's vaginal area. The scent is unpleasant, causing nausea and uncontrollable bleeding.

She has got serious poon swank, and I couldn't do the deed!!

by Rags January 16, 2004

concrete poisoning

A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.

Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.

by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008