DNA Port

A euphemism for a man's penis.

Got his DNA Port serviced.

by Jack TN June 6, 2011

Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies

hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you

by Pabloskii May 18, 2011

fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole

Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.

by picklepee7120 April 17, 2024

portes

Dominican nigga that loves that pussy

You that nigga is a portes

by Nigga69999999 November 9, 2019

port-tending

When you tend to a port, in the harbor.

Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.

Mr. D: Haven't you heard?

Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?

Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.

Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?

Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!

Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!

by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

Port Talbot (PT)

A small shitty town in Southern Wales, UK. There are stinking steel works which because of Trump will be closing. There is nothing to do there and everyone whom resides there shall die of depression

Your life is so shitty that you may as well live in Port Talbot (PT)

by Mr.Cunt Mc.Cain September 6, 2018