Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies

hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you

by Pabloskii May 18, 2011

DNA Port

A euphemism for a man's penis.

Got his DNA Port serviced.

by Jack TN June 6, 2011

Port

when something is not important

i gave my girl a Portuguese breakfast last night. "ya that's Port!!!"

by fatharry December 28, 2005

Port-o-Booty

The act of scrweing your girlfriend in a port-o-potty

I went to the concert last weekend & got hammered. Ended up getting a little Port-o-Booty at intermission from the girlfriend!

by IndyScan October 16, 2008

Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

port docking

Defecating in a woman's vagina.

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."

by Psyeraph October 9, 2014

Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.

i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend

by Liondcat April 8, 2015