Pornhub

A website that is from Canada which made men masturbate more

Pornhub.com gets creams

by yincoutry611 September 3, 2020

lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

by Clare Swarthmore May 4, 2008

Porphyric Hemophilia

The medical term for vampirism

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

by ITCHYxTR1GGA69 July 22, 2011

Porch Beer

A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!

You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.

by dev4522 August 6, 2009

Porch Dick

An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.

Rick's not after that guys wife, that guy was just being a Porch Dick.

by RuthieDoll March 10, 2015

porchagese breakfast

The act of egg white and sugar while she is doing a handstand while the person eats the woman out

porchagese breakfast is what i do to your mom

by nevamuck November 3, 2010

Porch Time

An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.

Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!

Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.

Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus

Person 2: And pee on trees!

by BlondeLobster1 August 26, 2009