A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
Get the Poor Man's Dynamometermug. Removing the filter to any cigarette to give that soothing "red" flavour that any real cigarette smoker enjoys best.
Mikey D: Hey Jimmy you got any reds man, I'm out.
Jimmy: Nah man alls I got are these shitty ass Paul Maul Blues...Hold on a sec though(breaks Filter off from cigarette)... Here you go man.
Mikey D:You son a of a bitch........You're a Fucking GENIOUS!!!!...hehe poor mans red
Jimmy: Nah man alls I got are these shitty ass Paul Maul Blues...Hold on a sec though(breaks Filter off from cigarette)... Here you go man.
Mikey D:You son a of a bitch........You're a Fucking GENIOUS!!!!...hehe poor mans red
by Isaac1200 February 15, 2013
Get the Poor Mans Redmug. when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.
by Otter Mozz March 22, 2016
Get the poor man's lemonademug. noun (slang):
1) A Go-Bot
2) aka: GoBot
3) A Ghetto-Transformer
4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!
4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
1) A Go-Bot
2) aka: GoBot
3) A Ghetto-Transformer
4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!
4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.
"The Go-bot is the Poor-Man's Transformer."
(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).
(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).
by goodcop8 August 13, 2007
Get the Poor-Man's Transformermug. 1. When a man is a fiend for having sex whilst the woman is on the rag, but cannot find himself a menstruating woman, he secretly squirts ketchup into the woman's vaginal canal before sex.
2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.
2. When a man's girlfriend is not on the pill, and he wants to cum inside her when she isn't actually on the rag. He secretly squirts ketchup inside her vaginal canal whilst she sleeps so she wakes up thinking she has her period.
Woman: "My entire reproductive tract is ruined from poor man's menses".
- or -
Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"
- or -
Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"
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OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"
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OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"
- or -
Woman: "I don't know how I keep getting pregnant while I'm on the rag!"
Man: "Maybe it's all the poor man's menses I've been squirting inside you?"
- or -
Abortionist: "What the hell is that??"
Woman: "Poor man's menses and a week-old fetus?"
- or -
OBGYN: "What the hell is that?"
Woman: "I don't know, but it goes great with french fries!"
- or -
OBGYN: "Damn, this goes well with french fries!"
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
Get the poor man's mensesmug. a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia
has a sporty body style that looks like a Porsche except a Karmann Ghia costs a lot less and has a 38hp engine
has a sporty body style that looks like a Porsche except a Karmann Ghia costs a lot less and has a 38hp engine
I bought a Karmann Ghia the other dad. I showed it of to my friends and his dad called it a poor man's Porsche
by KarmannGhiaFTW March 17, 2009
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Get the Poor-ass Niggamug.